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Happy 65th Birthday Israel and may we just say that you have never looked so fabulous! You are becoming more attractive as you age and this year as we celebrate a milestone year; let us look at some of the things that make you as special as you are.
65. Israeli “chutzpah” – there is nothing quite like it in the world. Plucky for your size, Ms Israel, you never take no for an answer.
64. Fantastic Israeli summer – yes it is hot but it brings Israelis out of their winter hibernation and the beaches are dotted with sun worshippers. And dogs.
63. Israel is pet friendly – Tel Aviv has parks, a beach and even restaurants have a ”Dogs Allowed” policy. Where else can Fluffy chill and drink water while his or her owners’ network and catch up on the latest news.
62. Coffee Shop Networking – some of Israel’s best business deals are done in her coffee shops. Israeli’s are very particular about their coffee and with Java like this; it is easy to see why some of Israel’s greatest deals are clinked over a cuppa coffee.
61. Bakeries to die for – forget the threats posed by Hamas and Hizbullah – the greatest threat to Israeli society are the calories provided by our fantastic and diverse bakeries.
60. Incredible diversity – over 82 different kinds of ethnic communities call Israel home. On any given day you can bump into several of them. It adds colour and life to our wonderful mosaic of people.
59. Cities with very distinct personalities – Israel’s cities each have very istinct personalities. Jerusalem appeals to our spiritual side and one can be forgiven for displaying signs of “Jerusalem syndrome” while Tel Aviv throbs with energy and excitement and other cities like Haifa or Safed are more laid back or speak of the esoteric…
58. Where ancient meets modern – Where else can you walk in the same footprintsas King David, Jesus or the prophets and at the same time marvel at modern architectural buildings like the AzrieliTowers with their three distinct shapes in Tel Aviv?
57. The ingathering of exiles- Over the last 65 years, Israel has gathered in Jews living in exile from all over the world, doing her best to offer a sanctuary and safe haven. Her remarkable achievements in many fields have made Israel a sought after destination for Jews in addition to Zionist ideology.
56. Size does count – Israel is a tiny country, in fact one can barely see her on a map but the energy that is contained in this tiny space is not relative to her size, Israel has achieved disproportionately. The statistics are impressive! More academic papers published than any other country, more patents registered than any country, and many more.
55. A start up nation – Israel has definitely learnt that necessity is the mother of all invention. When you are under permanent threat, the best thing you can be is innovative. As a result of our army service we have learnt to be super inventive, we have absorbed so many cultures that have brought their own intellectual and creative strength and we are a people who thirst for knowledge. Don’t take my word for it – read the book!
54. A country filled with children – children are Israel’s national treasure. They are our greatest hope for our future and as a result are nurtured, adored and invested in. But is not just our children that matter – Israeli NGO Save a Child’s Heart has been bringing children from Africa, Iraq, the Palestinian Territories and other Arab countries, some who are hostile to Israel, to the country for life saving heart surgery.
53. Education Nation – Did you know that Israel is the second most educated nation in the world? I guess we really are the people of the book.
52. People of the Book – This is the land of the Bible and this holy book is studied,remembered and pored over. Since ancient times until today, the bible is revealing more and more of its hidden secrets.
51. Army of volunteers – There are so many incredible organisations for people to join up as volunteers. My choice is WIZO! So just do……something!
50. A healthy respect for animals – There is another community that is a huge part of Israeli society. Feral cats. These felines enjoy a purrrrrfectly relaxed life, patrolling the streets and keeping a careful eye out for vermin. They are the epitome of catitude!
49. Where everybody knows your name – and they are always glad you came -Israelis are a curious bunch. We love to know more about you and where you come from. Of course we will also poke into your personal business and offer unsolicited advice. Hey we are Mishpacha! Maybe you know someone we know in your area and then Jewish geography takes over. This really impedes gossip but we are always glad you came.
48. Unsolicited advice – Need legal or tax advice? How about medical or parenting advice? No? Doesn’t matter, we will give it to you anyway. Unsolicited advice is our way of showing we care. And demonstrating our fantastic ability to access useful information at any time.
47. Hidden gems – you can turn a street corner and disappear into an Aladdin’s cave,hidden restaurant or stumble upon an ancient archaeological relic.
46. An army for the people – The brave men and women who make up Israel’sDefence Forces. On land, sea and in the air, this army made up of all her citizens keeps a watchful eye over our country. They are the defenders of our freedom and our safety. We are always grateful for their presence. Despite fierce criticism from Israel’s detractors they live up to their impeccable Code of Ethics that many western armies are modeled on.
45. Seasonal eating – You can tell the seasons apart just by observing supermarket shelves. If it is summer, an abundance of exotic fruits abound, if it is spring, Oznei Haman (Hamentaschen or Haman’s Ears) signal that it is Purim and time for the weather to warm up. Fall/Autumn is heralded by Crembo, delicious mounds of chocolate covered goo and winter is the season for donuts or sufganiyot. As we count the nights of Chanukah, so we also count the mounting calories from these delicious oil enriched delicacies.
44. Eating as an art form – Food is central to Israeli culture. No matter what the situation is or the mood, everything can be solved over some Hummus. Or gefilte fish. Or anything from the kaleidoscope of cultures that form the Israeli palate. We do love our food. We like it fresh, simple and in abundance. B’teavon!
43. The National Sport – Forget footballs or basketball – arguing is the national sport and all Israelis could qualify as Olympic champions. It is a simple question of mathematics: Two Israelis = 4 opinions. No subject is off limits and one can have as many players as possible. Everybody, no matter what your skill level is can join in.
42. A free press – The purpose of the press in a democracy is to shine a light on all those dark corners and expose any inefficiency committed by the government. The Israeli press are great at doing this so much that they are often criticised for being anti-Israel. Freedom House, an NGO that monitors democracy and freedom indices across the world rated the Israeli press as free, democratic and open stating in their report that the media is “vibrant and independent and freely criticize government policy.”
41. The Rainbow Nation – Israel proudly recognises the rights of her Gay citizens.Gay rights in Israel are considered to be the most progressive in the Middle East and Asia and the Gay Rights Parade in Tel Aviv is one of the most anticipated dates in the annual event calendar and enjoys an enormous amount of support.
40. Everyone is family – This means that everybody has a right to meddle in your business. But they also have a right to worry about you, fuss over you, and make sure you are eating/drinking enough. And make sure that you are wearing a sweater just in case THEY feel cold!
39. Don’t sweat the small stuff – Really is it worth worrying over insignificant issues when there are far greater things to worry about like our neighbours in the North and South, Iran and just how much weight we will gain over the Chagim? It is all small “Stuff”. I know we are Jewish and worrying like over feeding is in our genes but sometimes you just have to prioritise and not sweat it. Besides, the summer weather makes you work up enough of a shvitz.
38. In times of strife – We are all family right? This is so evident in times of strife. When we are under threat or in a state of security escalation or war, there is no more cohesive, tight knit and united nation than Israel.
37. And in time of remembrance – There are sacred days when we are united in grief and remembrance. Sirens wail their mournful cry as we remember our 6 million heroes and martyrs who perished in the Holocaust. And we remember those who paid the ultimate price in defence of our country in Israel’s wars and military campaigns as well as victims of terror attacks.
36. A reason to celebrate! – Happy 65th Birthday Israel! We have a lot to celebrate! Achievements beyond our wildest dreams in so many areas and the triumph of our plucky little state against all those who hope for her failure. L’Chaim Israel – to life!
35. Punching above our weight – For a teeny country, Israel punches above her. weight. Nearly always the first to respond to any kind of trauma or natural disaster around the world, Israel doesn’t let size impede her in any way. Israel has even offered help to countries she has no diplomatic ties or hostile relations with. Now that packs a punch!
34. Green is the hot new colour – It is no secret that Israel is a leader in cutting edge technology. This also includes environmental or “green” technology. A leader is sewage recycling, water purification and concentrated efforts to encourage people to recycle and lessen their carbon footprints, makes environmental issues an important priority.
33. Hebrew speak Hebrew – Hebrew is an ancient language that has been revived with the birth of the new state. With the influx of Olim, some interesting hybrids that include hebrench, hebranish, heblish, hebrussian and hebritalian amongst others.
32. Democracy at its best – Elections in Israel bring with them much excitement. And a steady raise in blood pressure. But it is democracy at its best. All facets of Israeli society are represented, despite what some may say and results are almost always surprising. The 2013 elections put new party, Yesh Atid firmly on the map – surprising even them! Viva la democracy!
31. The “cottage” revolution – The humble tub of “cottage” is the little dairy product that could. An essential part of the Israeli diet, the rising cost of “cottage” inspired a revolution for social justice in the summer of 2011 and one could hardly pass a park without the ubiquitous protest tents. Viva la revolution!
30. A very Nobel people – We have already discussed that Israel punches above its weight but did you know that she has a disproportionate amount of Nobel laureates in fields that include literature, science, medicine and peace? Now that is worth raising a glass to!
29. When in doubt sing – Israelis love to sing. In the car, in the shower, in the post office and in the middle of the mall. Hey why not?
28. Watch us on TV – Some of your favourite TV shows are based on shows created in Israel The award winning “Homeland” and “In Treatment” are just two of Israel’s stellar small screen offerings.
27. No censorship (within reason) – Most radio stations around the world steer clearof dropping F bombs. In Israel you can enjoy your morning radio with a liberal smattering of profanity. The F word has little or no impact here. Just don’t swear in Hebrew – now THAT is disrespectful!
26. Museums – You can lose yourself in a myriad of different kinds of museums. From the historical to art, to our Zionist history and honouring our precious lost, Israel offers something that appeals to everyone no matter what your interest is.
25. Protecting the endangered – Israel is home to no less than 25 special programmes aimed at protecting endangered wildlife. Here, rhinoceros who are hunted all over the world thrive in breeding programmes, endangered birds and other threatened species are cared for and under stress free conditions, happily multiply.
24. A nation filled with Jewish mothers – Everyone’s a Jewish mother. Don’t be surprise if a total stranger offers you something to drink in the blistering heat or something small (okay so we all suffer from Jewish woman’s gene to overfeed) to nibble on.
23. Living by the Jewish calendar – You can always tell which Chag, national holiday is coming up by what is on sale at the supermarket. If the shelves are lined with boxes of matzah, it must be Pesach, if pomegranates abound, Rosh Hashanah approaches. Is it just coincidental that most of it is food related?
22. Do you read me? – Israel has more books published per capita than any other country. And while we may be the people of the book, we are also the people of the book week.
21. Home to the three monotheistic religions – Judaism, Christianity and Islam were all born in this region. Where else in the world but Jerusalem can you pray (and slip a note)into the Wailing Wall while hearing the Imam call the Muslim faithful to prayer and the church bells peal all at the same time?
20. Freedom of religion – The freedom of ALL religions is protected in Israel While we may be the Jewish State and home to the three Abrahamic religions, we also protect the rights of Baha’i, Hindu, Buddhists and any other sacred religion that our citizens choose to observe.
19. A world in one country – Israel offers a world in one country. If you are hankering for the Alps, you can ski in the north, swim with the dolphins in the south and feel like you have toured several different countries thanks to the mix of cultures and personalities of our towns and cities.
18. An investment darling – Israel is attracting a fortune (literally!) of investment from major international brands such as Apple, Google, Microsoft and others. Not to forget earning the praises and investment from Warren Buffett. and others.
17. All the world loves an Oscar – Israel has had a presence in the Best Foreign Film Category at the Academy Awards ceremony nearly every year. And the Oscar goes to….
16. Women’s rights – Women in Israel enjoy a much higher status than their counterparts in many other countries around the world. One of the first countries to have a female Prime Minister and with a strong representation of women in our new Knesset, Israel is demanding that the status of women continuously improves.
15. Cultural hub – Opera? Theatre? Live music? Mime? Art exhibition? Book reading? Whatever cultural activity you feel like indulging, you can bet that you can find something that tickles your fancy…
14. Defying the odds – With no clearly defined borders, constant threat of war and hostile neighbours, how is it that this tiny Oasis continues to defy the odds? Perhaps we are a miraculous country….
13. Amazing national institutions – Before we had a formal government we had incredible organisations like the Jewish National Fund (KKL), Keren Hayesod, WIZO, the World Zionist Organisation and the Jewish Agency who prepared and nurtured the country in anticipation of the ingathering of her exiles.
12. Literary gifts to the world – Award winning authors Amos Oz and David Grossman are just some of our writers who enjoy international support.
11. Protecting our civilians – in times of strife, every citizen knows that the processes are in place to make sure we are protected. Whether it is bomb shelters or rocket proof centres, our safety is paramount.
10. One of the world’s natural wonders (Dead Sea) – Have a float or enjoy some pampering at one of the earth’s most spectacular wonders, the Dead Sea. It is enough to soothe away your stress.
9. Israeli NGO’s – From fighting Israel’s media war to helping animals and children. Israel is home to many NGO’s who are working hard to protect and defend our nation. Our very special WIZO works for an improved Israeli society. Now that is something to be proud of!
8. Support systems for Olim – What other countries makes sure that its new immigrants are well taken care of and have a soft landing? While we don’t promise you a rose garden, we can pad your arrival a bit just to help you. The processes are in place to advise you and help point you in the right direction. The rest is up to you.
7. The right to criticise – Israel faces a lot of criticism from the international media but the irony of it all is that nobody is more critical of the country than its citizens. The right to voice our approval or disapproval is one of the greatest benchmarks of a democracy and our democratic right to complain and criticise is fiercely defended.
6. Working with our neighbours – one of Israel’s best kept secrets it projects with our neighbours. While stories of mutual cooperation in this volatile region may not sell newspapers, they do in fact happen. We sow the Seeds of Peace and improve water supplies used by both people. Peace will be built through these initiatives.
5. Superb medical innovation – From teeny cameras that you can ingest to an external carapace that will enable paraplegics to walk, Israel is not only saving lives, we are helping people start new ones.
4. Exporting our know-how – So we weren’t blessed with a fortune of natural resources. Until recently with the founding of natural gas reserves, so what is our key export? Technical know how! In a sphere of different industries and arena, Israeli products are changing and shaping the world.
3. Diaspora community – Our wonderful communities around the world support us and while we know that a strong Diaspora = a strong Israel, we welcome you here with open arms.
2. Don’t worry – be Israeli – Really, don’t worry, everything will be okay. Kol yihye b’seder. That is the Israeli motto and over the years I have learned to not worry or question how things get done, they just do.
1. An absolute reverence for life -There is nothing more sacred and worth celebrating than life. Israelis were voted one of the happiest nations in the world and it is easy to see why. Let’s all raise a glass and toast to 65 spectacular years and many many more. L’Chaim!