B*%^$ stole my shoe!

Since the dawn of time Jews and lately Zionists, have been blamed for every conspiracy theory in the world .From controlling the media, to 9/11 and yes, to training special spy sharks for the Mossad, there is barely a single canard we have not been blamed for.

Books have been devoted to this phenomenon.  The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is one of the most venomous tomes ever written and Hitler based his indictment against the Jews, Mein Kampf on Jewish control and conspiracy theories. We all know how that ended.

Asghar Bukhari, founding member of UK Muslim Public Affairs Committee, went on a Facebook rant this past weekend alleging that the Mossad was responsible for stealing one his shoes (and his slippers) that he carefully placed in a special spot. He opened his rant (sadly, I don’t have the monopoly on ranting) with “ARE ZIONISTS TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME”?


He feels vulnerable and intimidated and remarked how a fellow Muslim leader tearfully stated that “they had been coming into her house and re-arranging things just to let her know they had been there”.

Now while I am not privy to Mossad training specifics, I am sure that cat burglary and interior decorating are not among their special areas of expertise. As a Zionist who considers myself to have discerning taste in shoes (personally I would steal a fabulous pair of designer stilettos), I am offended at the accusation that hearkens back to a time when we were accused of being thieving Jews and degenerates of society. This nasty invective is taught in schools in the Palestinians today and is having dire consequences on any kind of hope for peace. We can laugh and come up with crazy memes to share on social media but underneath the jokes lies a symptom of a serious illness that cannot be eradicated and instead is spreading around the world like wild fire. Antisemitism.

Antisemitism is at the highest levels we have seen since before World War 2 and one of the favourite areas of attacks are Israel’s security institutions including the Mossad and the IDF. The Mossad are quite used to ridiculous allegations – not restricted to catching terrorists, this organization also steals rain and trains birds to spy. You cannot make this stuff up!


Bukhari considers himself an expert in Mossad shoe fetish – he read all about in a book including how they allegedly target blind people. In his diatribe below, he warns fellow Muslims about the scourge of missing shoes and then proceeds to personally attack a variety of pro-Israel supporters, calling them “Uncle Toms”. But his true colours eventually reveal themselves when he defends his accusation bysaying “Zionists stole countries” “they steal the organs of children”. Even seasoned Muslim leaders come under attack because they apparently, are useless.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, underneath the excuse of the missing shoe is the world’s oldest hatred wrapped up in jihadist marketing to radicalize a younger generation.

So Mr Bukhari, while it was the Mossad who stole your shoe (#Mossadstolemyshoe) I have to confess – it was this Zionist bloggest who stole your slippers!


2 thoughts on “B*%^$ stole my shoe!

  1. I have some experience in the field of psychology, have listened to Mr. Bukhari’s argument and watched his bodylanguage carefully. Although I am not a professional, I would say that he does not only miss a shoe but some marbles as well.

    I have no answer for him about the shoe, but would suggest that he report the loss to the police, (no, not the Mossad.), and consult a reputable psychiatrist as well.


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